Comedy
Funny Quotes from Celebrities
Mehmet Scholl "I'm going somewhere south, maybe to Canada or something. "Andreas Möller "I had a good feeling about it""My problem is that I'm always very self-critical, even towards myself....
The 20 Stupidest Flat Jokes
What flies in the air and clatters? A sparrow with snow chains. What is the stickiest bird? The eagle owl. What is the smallest titmouse? The ant. Which key does not lock a...
Hot tips for cold days
It's sometimes very amusing what clever advice we are given in the media for the cold days. I actually found the following tips in the newspaper.
Jokes
A bad day
A man sits at the counter and stares at his drink. He sits there for half an hour.
Then a big lorry driver type comes in and stands next to him, takes the drink and downs it. The man starts to cry. Then the lorry driver says: "Jeez, I was only joking. I'll buy you another drink. I can't bear to see a man cry."
Ketchup as medicine?
Have you ever wondered what the number 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle means? Or how many kilograms of rubbish a person produces per day? You can find these and other facts here.
The most beautiful limericks
Limericks are the classic five-line verses in the English language. Limericks are a prime example of English humour. Limericks are dryly funny and sometimes naughty....
Read Neuropool's top ten limericks.
What cats should know

Cats also have to adapt to their owner and learn a few rules.
Here is a summary of the most important rules that a cat should learn as quickly as possible.
What dogs should learn
Just like children, dogs first have to learn a few rules to follow in their home.
Here is a summary of the most important rules that dogs should bear in mind.
How to give tablets to pets

Administering medicine to animals is a difficult and often painful task.
This is how you do it "right"...