Just like children, dogs first have to learn a few rules to follow in their home.

Here is a summary of the most important rules that dogs should bear in mind.

The rubbish collector is NOT trying to steal our things.

I don't necessarily have to get up suddenly when I'm lying under the living room table.

I'm not going to roll my toys behind the fridge.

I have to shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the house.

I will not eat the cat's food, neither before nor after it has eaten it.

I will stop looking for clean spots on the carpet when I throw up.

I'm not going to ride in the car.

I'm not going to roll around on dead fish.

I don't lick my master's face when I've just smelled a poo.

Cat litter is not food.

I won't chew up toothbrushes and I won't tell my master.

I won't insist on opening the window in the car when it's raining.

We don't have a doorbell, so I don't have to bark every time I hear a doorbell on the television.

I'm not going to steal my mum's underwear and run around the garden in it.

The sofa is not a towel. Neither is his master's lap.

My head doesn't belong in the fridge.

I'm not going to bite the policeman's hand when he reaches out for my wife's driving licence.