Cats have strong personalities and a reputation for having a good grip on people. Here are some funny sayings for cat lovers.

 

1st motto of a cat: no matter what you've done, pretend it was the dog.

2. do not feed a cat anything that does not match the colour of the carpet.

3. "I threw my husband out, the cat was allergic."

4. everything on the floor is a cat toy. And everything that is not yet on the floor.

5 A human only understands what rejection is when he is ignored by a cat.

6. "These are not my own thoughts, it was the cat that ran over the keyboard."

7. cats are better than any vice: they are neither dangerous nor expensive and do not make you fat, but they can be addictive.

8. many people have a cat and still live a normal life.

9 Everyone knows that cats are on a higher level of existence. The arrogant humans just can't admit their inferiority.

10 The cat takes food for granted. What it appreciates is its entertainment value.

11. cats are like potato crisps: you can never have just one.

12. a cat waiting for its breakfast has no off button.

13 Dogs have masters, cats have employees.

14th opinion of a cat: Humans have no fur, no paws and no tail. They are afraid of mice and sleep too little. You simply have to like such an absurd creature!