{"id":939,"date":"2009-02-03T11:33:39","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T10:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neuropoolwp-com.beast-hosting.com\/2009\/02\/03\/heisse-tipps-fuer-kalte-tage\/"},"modified":"2009-02-03T11:33:39","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T10:33:39","slug":"heisse-tipps-fuer-kalte-tage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/reports\/comedy\/heisse-tipps-fuer-kalte-tage.html","title":{"rendered":"Hot tips for cold days"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Man
It's sometimes very amusing what clever advice we are given in the media for the cold days. I actually found the following tips in the newspaper.<\/p>\n

Put a cap on your head and put on gloves. Oh well!
Warm jackets and coats should also be provided in the cold season. What a thing!<\/p>\n

Another had very specific instructions on how to walk safely on slippery roads:<\/p>\n

Put one foot in front of the other!<\/p>\n

Who would have thought it?<\/p>\n

The crowning glory, however, was the advice on how to get up a snow-covered staircase safely:<\/p>\n

Man\/woman hold on to the railing. And if you do fall,
\u00a0precise assembly instructions were also supplied:<\/p>\n

\u00a0First turn onto your stomach and try to get into a quadruped position. And then
you can stand up again with your hand on one knee.<\/p>\n

After this advice from the media, I'm ready for the next winter season. <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Es ist manchmal schon sehr belustigend, was uns in den Medien f\u00fcr schlaue Ratschl\u00e4ge f\u00fcr die kalten Tage gegeben werden. Die folgenden Tipps habe ich wirklich in der Zeitung gefunden. Man setze eine M\u00fctze auf den Kopf und ziehe Handschuhe an. Ach so!Auch soll man in der kalten Jahreszeit f\u00fcr warme Jacken und M\u00e4ntel sorgen. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":938,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_thumbnail_id":["938"],"_fgj2wp_old_id":["439"],"rank_math_focus_keyword":["hei\u00dfe tipps f\u00fcr kalte tage"],"rank_math_analytic_object_id":["3048"],"rank_math_internal_links_processed":["1"],"_trp_automatically_translated_slug_en_GB":["hot-tips-for-cold-days"]},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","entry","has-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}