{"id":4714,"date":"2012-10-25T12:00:26","date_gmt":"2012-10-25T10:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neuropoolwp-com.beast-hosting.com\/2012\/10\/25\/lustige-sprueche-ueber-katzen\/"},"modified":"2012-10-25T12:00:26","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T10:00:26","slug":"lustige-sprueche-ueber-katzen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/reports\/comedy\/lustige-sprueche-ueber-katzen.html","title":{"rendered":"Funny sayings about cats"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cats have strong personalities and a reputation for having a good grip on people. Here are some funny sayings for cat lovers.<\/p>\n

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1st motto of a cat: no matter what you've done, pretend it was the dog.<\/p>\n

2. do not feed a cat anything that does not match the colour of the carpet.<\/p>\n

3. \"I threw my husband out, the cat was allergic.\"<\/p>\n

4. everything on the floor is a cat toy. And everything that is not yet on the floor.<\/p>\n

5 A human only understands what rejection is when he is ignored by a cat.<\/p>\n

6. \"These are not my own thoughts, it was the cat that ran over the keyboard.\"<\/p>\n

7. cats are better than any vice: they are neither dangerous nor expensive and do not make you fat, but they can be addictive.<\/p>\n

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8. many people have a cat and still live a normal life.<\/p>\n

9 Everyone knows that cats are on a higher level of existence. The arrogant humans just can't admit their inferiority.<\/p>\n

10 The cat takes food for granted. What it appreciates is its entertainment value.<\/p>\n

11. cats are like potato crisps: you can never have just one.<\/p>\n

12. a cat waiting for its breakfast has no off button.<\/p>\n

13 Dogs have masters, cats have employees.<\/p>\n

14th opinion of a cat: Humans have no fur, no paws and no tail. They are afraid of mice and sleep too little. You simply have to like such an absurd creature!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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