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Limericks are the classic five-line verses in the English language. Limericks are a prime example of English humour. Limericks are dryly funny and sometimes naughty....
Read Neuropool's top ten limericks. <\/p>\n
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There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.<\/p>\n
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.<\/p>\n
The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!<\/p>\n
There was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!<\/p>\n
There once was a man from Great Britain
Who interrupted two girls at their knittin'.
Said he with a sigh,
\"That park bench, well I
Just painted it right where you're sittin'.\"<\/p>\n
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, \"let us flee!\"
\"Let us fly!\" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.<\/p>\n
There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.<\/p>\n
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said \"I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save\".<\/p>\n
There was a young student from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.<\/p>\n
There was a young lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
with the lady inside,
And the smile was on the face of the tiger. <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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