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Just like children, dogs first have to learn a few rules to follow in their home.<\/p>\nJust like children, dogs first have to learn a few rules to follow in their home.<\/p>\n
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Here is a summary of the most important rules that dogs should bear in mind.<\/p>\n
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The rubbish collector is NOT trying to steal our things.<\/p>\n
I don't necessarily have to get up suddenly when I'm lying under the living room table. <\/p>\n
I'm not going to roll my toys behind the fridge. <\/p>\n
I have to shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the house. <\/p>\n
I will not eat the cat's food, neither before nor after it has eaten it. <\/p>\n
I will stop looking for clean spots on the carpet when I throw up. <\/p>\n
I'm not going to ride in the car. <\/p>\n
I'm not going to roll around on dead fish. <\/p>\n
I don't lick my master's face when I've just smelled a poo. <\/p>\n
Cat litter is not food. <\/p>\n
I won't chew up toothbrushes and I won't tell my master. <\/p>\n
I won't insist on opening the window in the car when it's raining.<\/p>\n
We don't have a doorbell, so I don't have to bark every time I hear a doorbell on the television. <\/p>\n
I'm not going to steal my mum's underwear and run around the garden in it.<\/p>\n
The sofa is not a towel. Neither is his master's lap. <\/p>\n
My head doesn't belong in the fridge.<\/p>\n
I'm not going to bite the policeman's hand when he reaches out for my wife's driving licence.<\/p>\n
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Wie Kinder m\u00fcssen auch Hunde erst einige Regeln lernen, die es in ihrem Heim zu beachten gibt. Hier sind die wichtigsten Regeln zusammengefasst, die sich Hunde hinter die Ohren schreiben sollten.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":285,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_thumbnail_id":["285"],"_fgj2wp_old_id":["118"],"rank_math_focus_keyword":["was hunde lernen sollten"],"rank_math_analytic_object_id":["3364"],"rank_math_internal_links_processed":["1"],"_trp_automatically_translated_slug_en_GB":["what-dogs-should-learn"]},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","entry","has-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}