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With all the rumours of conspiracy theories circulating, I sometimes think about the sense or nonsense in life. So the question keeps coming back to me: What the hell do you use a bidet for?<\/p>\n
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Option 1<\/strong>For washing your feet. A wonderful washbasin to quickly rinse off smelly feet without having to climb into the shower.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Option 2<\/strong>: Multi-purpose cleaning for children under 7. Not only is a bidet the perfect height for toddlers to do their business and wash their hands and face in, it is also ideal as a bath for children under 3.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Option 3<\/strong>Vaginal irrigation after unprotected intercourse. Vaginal douching is supposed to be a contraceptive method.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Option 4<\/strong>: Newspaper rack. How practical, as the bidet is always right next to the toilet.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Option 5<\/strong>Storage space. A storage space for dirty laundry, beauty utensils or toilet paper. With a little tidying, everything fits in the bidet.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Option 6<\/strong>As a step. Ideal for reaching higher shelves or replacing light bulbs.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Option 7<\/strong>Washing facilities for pets.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Option 8<\/strong>For chilling drinks (see picture).<\/p>\n Bei all den kursierenden Ger\u00fcchten von Verschw\u00f6rungstheorien denke ich manchmal \u00fcber den Sinn oder Unsinn im Leben nach. So dr\u00e4ngt sich mir immer wieder die Frage auf: Wof\u00fcr zum Teufel benutzt man ein Bidet? \u00a0 M\u00f6glichkeit 1: Zum F\u00fcsse waschen. Ein wundervollen Waschbecken, um stinkende F\u00fcsse schnell abzubrausen, ohne daf\u00fcr in die Dusche klettern zu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_fgj2wp_old_id":["825"],"rank_math_focus_keyword":["die unentdeckten m\u00f6glichkeiten eines bidets"],"rank_math_analytic_object_id":["2663"],"rank_math_og_content_image":["a:2:{s:5:\"check\";s:32:\"62d97e3be084d32eac30e5a979b5abc0\";s:6:\"images\";a:0:{}}"],"rank_math_internal_links_processed":["1"],"_trp_automatically_translated_slug_en_GB":["the-undiscovered-possibilities-of-a-bidet"]},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Warning<\/strong>Under no circumstances should you ejaculate in the bidet, it's incredibly disgusting to clean up (I've heard).<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"