{"id":1330,"date":"2009-10-07T10:43:43","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T08:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neuropoolwp-com.beast-hosting.com\/2009\/10\/07\/witzige-zitate-von-prominenten\/"},"modified":"2009-10-07T10:43:43","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T08:43:43","slug":"witzige-zitate-von-prominenten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/reports\/comedy\/witzige-zitate-von-prominenten.html","title":{"rendered":"Funny Quotes from Celebrities"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Prominent\"Mehmet Scholl<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I'm flying somewhere south, maybe Canada or something.\"<\/p>\n

Andreas M\u00f6ller<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I had a good feeling from the feeling\".<\/p>\n

\"My problem is that I am always very self-critical, also towards myself.\"<\/p>\n

\"Milan or Madrid - the main thing is Italy!\"<\/p>\n

Otto Rehagel<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Holding easy balls is easy, holding difficult balls is always difficult.\"<\/p>\n

Lothar Matthew<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"We just have to not put the sand in our heads now.\"<\/p>\n

Hans Krankl<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"We have to win, everything else is primary.\"<\/p>\n

J\u00fcrgen Klinsmann<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"The Rizzitelli and I are already a great trio...eh..quartet.\"<\/p>\n

Thomas H\u00e4ssler<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I am physically and physically in top shape.\"<\/p>\n

\"We didn't want to concede a goal in Bremen. That worked quite well until we conceded the goal.\"<\/p>\n

Paul Gasciogne<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I never make predictions and never will.\"<\/p>\n

Michael Schumacher<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I saw a film about China, maybe a quarter of an hour long. You get to see everything that a country like that has to offer.<\/p>\n

Nadja Auermann<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"My daughter is now three months and four weeks old.\"<\/p>\n

Helmut Kohl<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I know I was fifteen in 1945 and eighteen in 1953.\"<\/p>\n

Oliver Geissen<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"My ring is unique, my wife has the same one.\"<\/p>\n

Heinz-Harald Frentzen<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"In relation to the curve, the straight line is longer.\"<\/p>\n

Frauke Ludowig<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I consistently separate that: profession and job.\"<\/p>\n

J\u00fcrgen Fliege<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"They say the snake bite is fatal. How deadly?\"<\/p>\n

Anke Engelke<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I'm still looking for a partner for my solo career.\"<\/p>\n

Paul Breitner<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Then came the penalty shoot-out. We were all scared shitless, but for me it went really smoothly.\"<\/p>\n

George Best<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I spent a lot of my money on alcohol, broads and fast cars. The rest I just squandered!\"<\/p>\n

Richard Golz<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I never doubted our lack of chances.\"<\/p>\n

Rudi V\u00f6ller<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Fifty per cent of us are in the quarter-finals, but that's not half the battle!\"<\/p>\n

Steffen Friend<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"It was a wonderful moment when the national coach said: \"Come on Stefan, take your clothes off, let's go\".<\/p>\n

Alfred Biolek<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"My favourite food is poultry, like chicken or rabbit.\"<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mehmet Scholl \u201eIch fliege irgendwo in den S\u00fcden, vielleicht nach Kanada oder so.\u201c Andreas M\u00f6ller \u201eIch hatte vom Feeling her ein gutes Gef\u00fchl\u201c \u201eMein Problem ist, dass ich immer sehr selbstkritisch bin, auch mir selbst gegen\u00fcber.\u201c \u201eMailand oder Madrid – Hauptsache Italien!\u201c Otto Rehagel \u201eLeichte B\u00e4lle zu halten ist einfach, schwierige B\u00e4lle zu halten ist […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1329,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_thumbnail_id":["1329"],"_fgj2wp_old_id":["647"],"rank_math_focus_keyword":["witzige zitate von prominenten"],"rank_math_analytic_object_id":["2841"],"_trp_automatically_translated_slug_en_GB":["funny-quotes-from-celebrities"],"rank_math_internal_links_processed":["1"]},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comedy","entry","has-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neuropool.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}